DEMON RUM

My wife and I have been married a little over 5 years. 
In those 5 years, plus the two we dated, I have learned 
a few things about Linda, alcohol and sex. What I have 
learned is that cold sober sex is an occasional and 
spiritless thing. 

Put one drink in her, and sex is a sure thing. With two 
drinks sex becomes adventurous - different positions, 
some wild talk and even a little oral action. With three 
drinks sex becomes wild - blow jobs, golden showers, 
public parks, almost anything goes. With 4 drinks, she 
throws up - not much fun in that, except that two years 
ago, just before she threw-up, I achieved full anal 
penetration. 

That was a fantastic experience and one that I hope to 
some day to repeat. (If you ever have the opportunity to 
bury your cock in a woman's ass while she is barfing her 
guts out I suggest you take it. The clean-up isn't fun, 
but the ride is fantastic.)

Now you know why I am always eager for my wife to have 
another drink.

Two week ago my friend Tom was over for the Monday night 
game. Tom is a bachelor friend of mine, who usually 
comes over for a free home cooked meal. Tonight was 
different. Linda was having dinner out with her friend 
Marie. Tom and I were in for an evening of beer, pizza, 
football, and after the game we planned to watch the two 
porno flicks Tom had brought over. 

It looked to be a fun evening. My only real concern is 
that Linda would come home while we were still watching 
the porn. Sober, Linda did not approve of porn and she 
never drank when she was out with a girl friend.

It was about 10:00 PM and everything was going as 
planned. We in the middle of watching the first flick, 
typical porn flick that featured a good looking blond 
who couldn't seem to pass up the opportunity to fuck two 
guys at once. Tom was in the john and the movie was on 
pause when I heard Linda's key in the lock. I went to 
great her and had my first surprise of the evening. 

She came in and greeted me with a deep kiss full on the 
lips. I was very different from her usual peck on the 
cheek.  Her kiss, and her breath told me instantly that 
she had had something to drink. As, she joined me on the 
couch in front of the TV she explained that dinner had 
included a free glass of wine. Since Marie was driving, 
Linda had become the designated drinker and had consumed 
both glasses.

Having heard this, I leaned forward, kissed her and 
began fondling her breast. She was wearing a thin blouse 
and bra so I had no trouble rolling her nipple between 
my fingers. We on like this for a minute or two. The 
mood was shattered by the sound of Tom flushing the 
toilet in the bathroom. Linda didn't know Tom was here 
and I had almost forgotten Tom was there. Linda sat up 
an straightened her blouse, pulling it out to try and 
conceal her rock hard nipples.

Tom walked into the room. He greeted Linda warmly, 
bending down and giving her a kiss on the cheek. If he 
noticed her nipples, he certainly didn't let on. He 
announced he was going to have a shot and asked if 
anyone else wanted one. To my complete amazement Linda 
said she would like one. Tom poured shots for the three 
of us. 

The conversation turned to what we were doing and Tom 
mentioned the video. He asked her if she wanted to watch 
a blond vixen try to satisfy two young studs. Linda 
replied with a cool "why not." Tom settled into the 
couch on the other side of Linda while I rolled tape.

Within a minute our video vixen was prancing around 
topless with her next two studs. Tom observed that she 
was unusual for a Porn star - her boobs were real, not 
silicone, and very perky. I remarked that Linda's were 
also real and just as perky. Tom said no offense, but he 
didn't think so. Linda said they were too  just as 
perky. They went back and forth on subject for a few 
minutes until Tom finally challenged Linda to prove it.

"I will," she said as she stood up. She looked angry as 
she stood there un-buttoning her blouse. I had no idea 
what she planned to do. This was completely out of 
character for her. As she finished the last button, she 
stripped off the blouse and tossed it at Tom. It was 
clearly thrown with anger and passion and it sailed over 
his head. 

She reached behind her and in a second her bra had also 
sailed past Tom onto the floor.  She stood there looking 
defiant, hands on hip, her naked tits doing their best 
to look full and perky. "Well?" she said. 

"All right," said Tom, "yours are just as perky." 

She started to sit down, but at the last minute she 
changed her mind. Instead she bent over and gave Tom a 
kiss.  I think she had aimed for Tom's cheek, but he 
turned and caught her full on the lips. They locked lips 
and held the kiss for what felt like minutes. Tom 
Reached up and pinched her perky nipple. Linda pulled 
back but didn't say a word. She turned around and sat 
down.

We were back to watching the video. I couldn't believe 
Linda was sitting there topless. As far as I know, no 
other man has seen her naked tits in the last seven 
years. As I said, 3 drinks and things start to get wild.  
On the TV, our vixen was heavily involved with her two 
friends. Each was sucking away on one of her tits. In a 
masterful show of cooperation they unzipped her shorts 
and quickly moved her shorts and panties down to her 
ankles. Tom commented on her nicely trimmed bush. 

I commented that Linda also had a nicely trimmed bush. 
The conversation was a repeat of the earlier Perky Tits 
conversation. Within a minute, Linda was on her feet and 
her skirt was sailing over Tom's head. Her panties 
followed, but the throw was low and the panties caught 
Tom square in the face.  Tom picked them up, sniffed the 
crotch and tossed them over his shoulder.

He next turned his attention to her bush. "Very nice." 
He observed, "but is it trimmed all the way along the 
slit?" "It is." She replied as she lifted her leg to 
show off her neatly shaved slit. Tom reached out and 
slid his hand up and down her cunt. "Very smooth. You 
win." Tom remarked, leaving his hand in place on her 
cunt. I couldn't believe it.  Linda was standing there 
naked while Tom rubbed her cunt. She bent forward and 
again kissed him. This time she aimed for his mouth. The 
kiss lasted over a minute and Tom rubbed her cunt the 
entire time. She sat back down.

In a minute one of the studs removed his shorts. His 
cock was thick, over a foot long, and ready for action. 
"Nice cock!" Linda explained.  

"Mine's nicer," Tom replied without missing a beat. Once 
again they were locked in a war of words. 

This time it was Linda who demanded proof and Tom who 
rose in response. In a flash Tom's pants and shorts were 
flying over Linda's head. Tom had a nice cock but it was 
no match for the one on the tube. It was thinner, 
shorter and softer than its video counterpart. 

Linda laughed in triumph. 

Tom remained calm. "Sure, it's smaller now. It needs 
someone to get it hard before you can see it full size." 

Linda didn't say a word. She just reached out and 
started stroking Tom's cock. True to his word Tom's cock 
began to grow and swell. It never really got as long as 
the stud's but it was still impressive from the 
perspective of my 6 incher.

Tom bent forward and kissed Linda. She responded warmly 
as she continued to rub Tom's cock. Tom sat back down on 
the couch and Linda continued to stroke his cock. Tom 
slid his hand along the back of Linda's neck and began 
to guide her head toward his lap. With Tom steering her 
head and Linda steering his cock it only took a minute 
until her lips were wrapped around his cock.

I was in shock. I just stared at them. Slowly I became 
aware that I had a raging hard on. I don't know how it 
happened, but slowly I realized that I too was now 
naked. Linda was now kneeling on the couch with her head 
bobbing up and down on Tom's cock and her ass pointed at 
me. My left hand continued to stroke my own cock while 
my right hand reached out and began to rub her ass. Tom 
was now playing with Linda's perky tits as she continued 
to suck on his cock. 

I slipped a finger up into Linda's cunt and was amazed 
at how wet she was. I took a well lubricated finger and 
pressed is against Linda's asshole. There was a moment 
of resistance and the she pushed back against my finger. 
In seconds, I was two knuckles deep into her ass. I 
moved my in and out and soon I was vigorously finger 
fucking her ass. 

I stopped and slid two finger up her cunt. Then it was 
back to her asshole, this time with two fingers plunging 
all the way up inside her. Linda was starting to make 
some strange sounds as Tom forced his huge cock further 
and further into her mouth.

Again I stopped and removed my fingers. I shifted my 
position until I was kneeling behind her. I carefully 
placed my cock at the entrance to her cunt. I pushed 
forward and easily slid balls deep into her cunt. I 
pumped in and out a couple of times. 

Suddenly Linda froze and the shuddered. Linda was 
experiencing her first two cock organism. As she 
relaxed, I slid my cock out of her cunt and repositioned 
myself so that I was pointed up her asshole. I pushed 
forward and after a moment of resistance her asshole 
opened or me. My cock was well lubricated with her 
juices and slid easily up her ass.

I was back fucking her in the ass. It wasn't at all as I 
had pictured it. This time if she got sick she would be 
throwing-up all over Tom's cock. Tom was now starting to 
make grunting noises and it was clear that he was very 
close to cumming. Both his hands were firmly planted on 
the back of her head. 

Tom gave a final grunt and pushed her head even further 
over his cock. I looked at him and realized my best 
friend was now cumming in my wife's mouth. Even more 
amazing she was doing her best to swallow the huge load. 
Best of all, I was fucking her ass. I was overcome with 
pleasure and I erupted into her ass. Tom was filling her 
mouth while I was filling her ass. Again Linda shuddered 
with an orgasm as she felt both loads filling their 
respective holes.

Tom released her head. She moved her mouth off of his 
cock. For a minute she licked at a large glob of cum 
that was sliding down his cock.  Despite the size of his 
orgasm Tom had barely softened. Tom pumped his own cock 
once or twice and it was back to its former erect glory. 
Linda turned around dislodging my softening cock from 
her ass. Cum was oozing out of her asshole as she turned 
to point her cunt at Tom.

In a moment he had the tip of his cock buried in her 
cunt. He moved slowly back and forth adding to the depth 
of his penetration with each stroke. Linda had he next 
orgasm before Tom was even half way into her.  It took 
him almost 10 minutes, but at last he was fully imbedded 
in her cunt. He continued his incredibly long, slow 
strokes. Linda was going nuts. 

"Fuck me!" she screamed. "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" 
She was lost in what was clearly the best fucking she 
had ever experienced. 

Tom began to pick up his pace. Linda seemed to be having 
an orgasm a minute and Tom just kept pounding her. 
Finally Tom reached his own climax. He held is cock deep 
into her cunt as he pumped load after load on cum up 
inside her.

Again I realized that I was hard. I pressed the end of 
my cock against her lips. My cock was covered in a 
mixture of her juices, my cum, and an occasional 
souvenir from her ass. Her lips opened and welcomed my 
cock into her mouth. I slid it back down her throat 
until I felt her lips brushing into my pubic hair. Her 
hand moved to my balls and gently caressed them. In a 
minute they tightened and I shot my final small load of 
cum into her mouth.

Tom told her to lick his cock clean and then go clean up 
herself. While Linda was in the bathroom, Tom found his 
clothes and got dressed. I lay on the couch exhausted. 
Ten minutes later Linda returned. Her face was washed, 
her teeth were brushed and she was wearing a short robe. 

Tom removed her robe. Linda stood there naked while Tom 
told her what a great fuck she was. He told her that if 
she wanted to come over to his place sometime he would 
let her have a shot at his German Shepherd.  Linda 
thanked him and said she would like that. 

She walked him to the door. He kissed her good night she 
stood naked in the doorway watching him walk to his car. 
She gave a final wave and then closed and locked the 
door. She walked past me without a word and headed into 
the bedroom.  Ten minutes later I joined her.

***

The next morning we both slept in. In the morning it was 
just a dream and neither has ever mentioned that evening 
again. The only proof I have that it happened is the way 
she always stops to pet a German Shepherd.